Whenever I’m bussing tables, I have a sort of pre-set list of things to say like “The bathroom is down there to your right,” or “Can I get this out of your way? ‘Yes, thank you’ No problem!” and these are all more or less instinctual. So I hate when people throw me curveballs like “So tell me about yourself” or “What’s our waiter’s name again?” like I’m supposed to actually think when I’m at work. The nerve of some people

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